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GUYS MY 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS JUST TELLING BE ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS EVERY GUY’S CRUSH IN HIS CLASS AND H KEEPS TRACK OF IT SO THAT IF A GUY GETS A NEW CRUSH HE GOES AND CALLS THE GIRL AND LETS HER KNOW. HE LITERALLY USED THE PHRASE “I’M IN THE BUSINESS”. 

GUYS

MY BROTHER IS A 5TH GRADE PIMP

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yolympics:

changing from jeans to pajama pants

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ars33nic:

what an introvert is:

• someone who gets their energy from being alone and can get exhausted from being around people for extended periods of time

what an introvert isn’t:

• low self esteem
• hatred of people
• social awkwardness

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javaddward:

anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what I bought

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joshsux:

when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget

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